Hooray for mousies!

It is my fourth anniversary!

2009-07-03T09:18:52Z

The Nice Lady said, it is four years ago today that I took you from under the shed and brought you to the cottage to be my kitty.

I caught four birdies this week! The Nice Lady took one of them away and I beat the glass to get back in the out because it was still twitching but then my birdie went away.

LITTLE RED BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-03-07T15:18:50Z

The Nice Lady brought me a little red bug that lives in a tube. When she squeezes the tube the little bug goes onto the floor and I chase it all over the cottage!!!

But the Nice Lady and the Big Red Guy abandoned me. The Happy Boys came to the cottage to feed me my kitty food but I was cold and lonely. Now the Nice Lady is home so I am purring on her lap.

People have to stop going up into the ceiling!!!

2009-02-21T18:32:30Z

The Big Red Guy carried a ladder into the cottage. He made it stand up. Then the Nice Lady walked up it and went into the ceiling! That scares me!

Then the Big Red Guy stood under the hole in the ceiling and took lots of things and stacked them where my kitty box is so then I could not crawl under the table near my kitty box.

The next day the Nice Lady went into the ceiling again and the Happy Boys came to visit me but one of them went up into the ceiling too!!! I hid under the chair.

The next day after that the Nice Lady put my collar on me and I went into the out but I could not come back into the cottage because there were two men in the ceiling!!! They made the cottage thump. Finally they went away. Also some of the things went away too when the Landlord came to visit me.

The Nice Lady says, I will have to go back in the ceiling one more time to take away all the things that still need to go into the loft.

There will be chicken soon!!!

2009-02-05T18:41:52Z

There is chicken now but the Big Red Guy says I cannot eat it until it is cooked.

He put bad-smelling things onto the chicken like pepper and herbs! That is very wrong!

One day there was chicken and I took it off the counter! It was yummy. The Big Red Guy said, o that was stupid of me to leave the chicken on the counter and the door open, good thing it was only a little bit of chicken.

My tongue is all better except for a little bit. The Nice Lady said the other kitties will be scared of me because I pierced my tongue and I am hardcore, whatever that is.

The out has been broken. I went in the out and the white stuff made my feets hurt so I came back into the cottage.

I was so fierce I cut myself!

2009-01-31T16:20:16Z

The Nice Lady and the Big Red Guy tried to give me a pill but I squirmed away and I was so fierce I cut myself in the tongue!

I was bleeding on the towels that are on the floor. The Nice Lady said, o god kitty, I am so sorry.

Now my tongue is sore and the Nice Lady keeps making me open my mouth so she can look at it. She said, I talked to the vet and he said you sound as though you are okay, but I am still very upset, and also I do not know if you actually swallowed the pill, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt and next time I will put stuff on the back of your neck.

The Nice Lady is only giving me kitty food from a packet but I want crunchy food! She gave me some crunchy food and I gobbled it up. She says I cannot go into the out in case I hurt my tongue more. But I will not hurt my tongue more because in the out no one gives me a pill!

I fooled the Big Red Guy!!!

2009-01-27T12:27:45Z

The Nice Lady got up at six thirty ay em in the morning and she fed me my kitty food. Then she went away.

The Big Red Guy got up at ten thirty ay em in the morning. I told him I was starving. So he fed me my kitty food too!!!

Now he is saying, o you have fooled me kitty, you were not actually starving because the Nice Lady already fed you, and then you went hunting for kitty treats as if you had not gotten any.

I am very good at pretending I am starving even when it has already been Kitty Feeding Time!

That bad kitty was in MY HOUSE!!!

2009-01-26T15:53:20Z

But I chased Nero out of my house! I was very fierce!

When the Nice Lady came home from abandoning me she brought me kitty treats from HAMerica but they are chicken not HAM. They are yummy!

Then the Nice Lady lay on the sofa even in the night. Usually I am the only one who lies on the sofa in the night. It is because she had ant and bee otics and they made her dizzy so she had to lie down a lot. The warm spot was on all the time! Sometimes she let me go in the out but sometimes she said no kitty because I do not want to leave the window open but I cannot get up to let you in from the out because I am too dizzy.

The Big Red Guy fed me at Kitty Feeding Time when the Nice Lady was lying on the sofa.

Last night she brought me HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holidays!

2009-01-02T15:48:25Z

That is what the Nice Lady says. Holidays means the Nice Lady and the Big Red Guy go away and do not come back for two whole days and I am cold and alone except when the Happy Boys come in to give me my kitty food! But then they go away again too! When the Nice Lady came back she said, you would not have liked going with us because there were three DOGs and two of them were fiercer than the DOG who is scared of you.

She brought me turkey!!! I like turkey. I had turkey at Kitty Feeding Time along with my kitty food.

Now the Nice Lady and the Big Red Guy are in the cottage all the time. The Nice Lady says COFFCOFFCOFF and the Big Red Guy says aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. But the warm spot is warm all the time so I sit in my shoebox a lot except when I am in the out. But it is cold in the out so I come back into the cottage very quickly.

I was about to come back in the cottage but the evil goat was walking towards me! So I did not want to come in! The Nice Lady shouted, stop tormenting the kitty, I do not want to let all the heat go in the out. But I was still scared of the evil goat! Finally I came into the cottage but the Nice Lady was still grumpy about the heat going in the out. But she can just make the warm spot stay warm and then there is lots of heat!

Scary monster on strings!!!!

2008-12-22T09:14:48Z

There are lots of packages wrapped in crinkly paper. The Nice Lady opened one yesterday and said, o how wonderful, my sister has brought me a goat marionette.

It walks around the room just like me and it tries to eat my kitty food!!! I run away from it!

The Nice Lady said, the kitty is scared of it, that is very odd because she is so fierce.

But it is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!

Magic bugs!!

2008-12-16T12:50:24Z

The Nice Lady has magic bugs! They live in a bottle and they only come out when the Nice Lady opens the bottle and blows the bugs out. Then they float in the air and I hit them with my paw. Sometimes they land on the ground. Then they all vanish! I look for them but they are all gone. The Nice Lady and the Big Red Guy laugh at me because I am confused that the bugs went away but I did not eat them. The Nice Lady says, I know she has seen bubbles before because she did not like the catnip bubbles, but I do not remember her being so amusing.

I was sitting in my shoebox and a DOG came up to the window and barked at me! I got very puffy and hissed at him until he ran away. The Nice Lady said the DOG could not get through the double glazing but I was very fierce!

Yesterday a man came to the cottage but he was not here to visit me. He was going to go into the ceiling. The Nice Lady put my collar on me and made me go in the out, because I am scared when people go into the ceiling.

Today I had egg yoke. It is yummy!

My corned boof vanished!

2008-11-30T18:55:48Z

The Nice Lady was making sandwiches and she had corned boof! She said, here is a little piece kitty, and she threw it to me. But it vanished! I smelled all over but I could not find it. She looked for it but could not find it either. She was very confused and gave me another piece. This one did not vanish! Then later I was smelling in the bucket and it was there so the Nice Lady got it out of the bucket and I ate it too!

Now I am abandoned and cold and very annoyed!

It is cold now!

2008-11-22T23:59:16Z

I sit on my blanket a lot next to the warm spot on the wall. Also I sit on my new windowsill.

I have new windowsills! The joiner came for three days and he ripped out the windowsills and there were big holes in the walls! The Nice Lady said, o it is good that it is not rainy so I can put your collar on you and let you go in the out, otherwise you would be very freaked out, also I must make tea for the builder. Sometimes there were no windowsills and then I could not watch for other kitties. Now there are windowsills and they are much warmer than before so I can sit on them more.

I had roasted boof!!!

That bad kitty Nero keeps coming around MY house! I growl at him and get very puffy. The Nice Lady said, he must have wallopped you because you do not chase him, even when you are under the tree and he walks within a foot of you.

Today I had salami!!!

I have done many things!

2008-10-24T12:50:22Z

I caught birdies in the out! First there was a teeny-tiny birdie. The Nice Lady said it was like a little birdie morsel. Then there was a very big birdie! I was eating it until the Nice Lady came in the out with a plastic bag and said ew kitty, if you are going to do that at the back door where I can see you then I will take your birdie away. I was very sad!

I fought other kitties! Her Next Door said to the Nice Lady, Pertuna was fighting another kitty and it tried to run through the fence but it bounced back and then Pertuna chased it all the way down the garden. Then I was in the out when it was wet but I was fighting a kitty anyway!

I sat in my two boxes! One is my box which had shoes in it and the other is my box that had books in it. They are both on the windowsill. I sometimes sit in one and sometimes in the other during the day. Also I sit on the blanket in front of the warm spot.

I changed the election! This is the Nice Lady teasing me. She made a video with my name in it. She said, the only politics you like are pork barrel ones.

I ate HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Big Red Guy had HAM with pizza and he gave me some of the HAM and he also gave me salami!

I fooled the Nice Lady! She went away and left me and did not come back in the night, and then the Big Red Guy went away but when he came back he brought the Nice Lady. She said, o my kitty is starving because it is eleven-thirty pee em in the night. The Big Red Guy said, but I fed the kitty before I went in the out. The Nice Lady said, nice try kitty but you have not fooled me. But I did fool her because she thought I was starving and even when she said I was not starving, she gave me some crunchy kitty food!

I like cornbread!

2008-10-04T17:15:25Z

The Nice Lady baked cornbread and I ate some. It was yummy! She said, I don't get why you like it, there are milk and eggs in it but there is also cornmeal and salt which you do not like. But I did like it!

Today the warm spot has been on and I have sat in front of it all day on my blanket. Every time the Nice Lady walks past me she says, you just keep sitting there in front of the warm spot and groom yourself and sleep. But that is what I am doing so why is she telling me to do it?

Birdie!

2008-09-21T15:26:39Z

I brought my birdie in the house but the Nice Lady picked me up and took me in the out. I still had my birdie in my mouth so my birdie went in the out too. The Nice Lady said, you cannot bring your birdie in the house. Then she said ew. It was because I crunched my birdie's head!

When I brought it to the window of the little room she said, you are yowling but you still cannot bring your birdie in the cottage.

There are still feathers on the floor!

In and out of the out!

2008-09-16T08:32:18Z

The Nice Lady went away and left me but the Big Red Guy did not go away. One night he was in the little room so I pushed the door open with my paw and the window was open! So I jumped up and went in the out before he could catch me and I stayed in the out until four ay em in the morning! Then when I came back I meowed at him because I wanted my kitty food because he had not fed me at Kitty Feeding Time. He said, o you were a very naughty kitty. But I was very clever because I went in the out in the night and then I got kitty food!

When the Nice Lady came home she said, I was in Germany and there was so much HAM but I did not bring any home for my kitty. But she could have brought me some!

Today I went in the out but it is very broken. When I came back in the in I had to lick all the water off my fur.

The Nice Lady is cold so she says aaaahhhhhCCCCHHHHOOOOOOOO! That scares me but not as much as when the Big Red Guy says it!

I still have scabs on my head but not so many as before.

I went in the out when I was not supposed to!

2008-09-04T12:20:41Z

It is because the Nice Lady opened the window in the little room and closed the door, but she did not lock the door. So when I pushed the door with my paw it opened and then I could go in the out through the window! When the Nice Lady came home she said, o you always try your luck on the door and now you know it sometimes works when the Nice Lady is dumb.

Then I chewed my feets a lot because of the harvest mites in them.

There has been fish! Also the Big Red Guy had salami but it smelled too funny and I would not eat it.

The Nice Lady bought shoos and she put the box on my windowsill and now I sleep in the shoobox. It is just the right size for me.

The Nice Lady is mean to me.

2008-08-23T12:58:47Z

It is because she knitted this and put it on me and made the Big Red Guy take a picture:

Also she took away my birdie when I brought it into the cottage to play with it.

But then I ate a fly! She did not take that away!

Leopard not leper

2008-08-20T09:53:07Z

The Nice Lady put flee medicine on my neck so I smelled icky. She said to the Big Red Guy not to pet me because of the medicine. The Big Red Guy said, o she is unclean and is a leper like Thomas Covenant. The Nice Lady said not to call me that. But if he is calling me a leopard then that is okay because I am fierce like a leopard!

Before the Nice Lady went to tell limericks I caught a birdie! The Big Red Guy said to drop it but I did not drop it. Then the Nice Lady squoze my nose so I could not breathe and I had to drop my birdie and she took it away.

Things that have happened to me

2008-08-18T20:36:08Z

First I almost had an infection so the Nice Lady put lots of water in my kitty food and I could not go in the out. She said, you will be very sad if I take you to the vet and I will be sad too because I have no munnies and also I would have to take you on the bus. But I did not have an infection.

The Big Red Guy put games on the chair where I sit. So I had to sit squished up between the games and the back of the chair. Then he moved the games so I can sit on my chair now except when he makes me go away.

Also we had a hissing contest! I hissed and then the Big Red Guy hissed but I am a bigger hisser than the Big Red Guy.

The Little Red Lady came in the car and she called me flour. That dog was in the car but it was hiding from me! Otherwise I would have hissed at it!

The Nice Lady went away and did not come back in the night. The Big Red Guy said, she is telling limericks, whatever that is. Now she is home and she let me go in the out but it was very broken so I came back in and I was very annoyed.

Now she says, you can be fierce to an albatross but some people think the albatross is more fierce because it is bigger. But I was fierce to that dog who came into MY cottage and it was bigger than me!

I had to go to the vet!

2008-08-07T10:00:29Z

It was Kitty Feeding Time but the Nice Lady did not feed me. She put me in my crate. Then she put me in my crate in the car! Sometimes I go in the car but then I come out again. This time we drove away and then I was at the vet! There were DOGS and I could smell them and they were all wet!

The lady vet took me out of my crate. She poked at my head because the Nice Lady said, o she has so many scabs on her head. Then she poked me with a needle in my neck. When the Nice Lady opened my crate I rushed back inside!

The Nice Lady said, the Big Red Guy has gone to work and we cannot get a taksee because it is raining and everyone in the universe is riding in taksees, so we have to wait for the bus. We went to lots of shops and the shop ladies said o it is a kitty, she is very adorable. But I was wet and hungry and I wanted to be in my cottage and not in shops!

We went on the bus and then we came home to the cottage. The Nice Lady said, you are the strangest cat, you only meow when we are at the door of the cottage.

The out is still broken and wet so I am not in the out.

Vacation!

2008-07-30T19:25:51Z

The Nice Lady says it is her vacation and that is why she abandoned me and also why the Big Red Guy abandoned me and the Happy Boy came in to give me some kitty food.

Now it is still her vacation but she is home all the time. This is a better vacation!

One day I was in the out napping on the concrete. The Nice Lady picked me up and held me in a direction. Then I saw another kitty in MY garden! I chased it down the driveway and under a car and then under another car. The Nice Lady ran after me but she cannot run as fast as I do. She said, jeezlouise kitty, you do not have to chase the other kitty all the way to the moon.

The Nice Lady says I will be unhappy on Friday.

I jumped off the roof and was fierce!

2008-07-16T17:51:56Z

I was in the out sitting on the roof. The Big Red Guy was in the out in the driveway pulling at the weeds.

Then that Bad Tan Kitty came into MY driveway!!

I jumped down from the roof onto the driveway and was fierce to the Bad Tan Kitty! We fought in the street and also under the car and on the car.

He ran away!

Then later when I was back in the in the Bad Tan Kitty sat on my windowsill and I went back in the out through the window in the little room and chased him away!

The Big Red Guy was amazed that I jumped all the way from the roof to the driveway.

I am still abandoned!

2008-07-14T02:15:45Z

The Big Red Guy let me go in the out. Then he went in the out and he left the front door open so I sat down where the front door is.

He said, you either have to be in or out but not in between so I cannot close the door.

But that was where I wanted to sit!

He said this is not a democracy, whatever that is, and he made me move so he could close the door.

Not nice on my anniversary!

2008-07-04T12:57:02Z

The Nice Lady came home and let me go in the out.

Then the out broke! It went RUMBLE and all the rain came down very hard.

When I ran into the cottage the Big Red Guy laughed because I was so wet all my fur was spiky.

The Nice Lady cuddled me in a towel but I still was very wet and I had to lick all the water off. She said, maybe that is the only way you will actually drink any water.